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I Wanted to Drown My Sorrows but they could all swim! Unisex Tee, Soft, ordinary, and quietly honest — this tee carries a short, thoughtful line across the chest that reads like a private note. Lightweight but structured, the shirt’s slightly vintage, thicker cotton feel sits comfortably against the skin while the roomy cut lets you move without fuss. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, under a worn jacket for late-night walks, or layered when you need something calm and uncomplicated. The muted, text-only design keeps the mood restrained but meaningful — a small statement for listeners, readers, and anyone who prefers subtlety over shouting.

Product features
- Environmentally-conscious thicker cotton with vintage feel
- Runs slightly larger for added comfort and easy layering
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) — breathable all-season wear, Oeko-Tex certified

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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