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Washes easily and holds shape; the understated text blends into everyday life while still getting a smirk. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWho this resonatest with: people with a dark-humor streak, gamers and tabletop crews who trade dramatic stories, friends who live on sarcasm, and anyone who likes apparel that starts conversations without shouting. Pull it out for casual meetups, low-stakes celebrations, long road trips, and nights of storytelling when you want to remind everyone to breathe and laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% medium-weight cotton for breathability and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew collar with shoulder tape to retain shape\u003cbr\u003e- Direct-to-Garment and DTF printing for crisp, detailed text\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and classic fit for comfort and easy wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":52694715629842,"sku":"26720950021757527833","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52694715662610,"sku":"24045812445283027006","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":52694715695378,"sku":"12516273033864072482","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":52694715728146,"sku":"23248118643804450260","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":52694715760914,"sku":"32957989549941779661","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52694715793682,"sku":"31692262318207389431","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":52694715826450,"sku":"10103849593811027647","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":52694715859218,"sku":"24023997715580151488","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":52694715891986,"sku":"14740953448381082037","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52694715924754,"sku":"30492807361227247785","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52694715957522,"sku":"12626383574015058420","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":52694715990290,"sku":"28464658108335937689","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":52694716023058,"sku":"30154821061972711083","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52694716055826,"sku":"10670510770874956508","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":52694716088594,"sku":"71482197604119649230","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":52694716121362,"sku":"11103064909352138024","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":52694716154130,"sku":"19296370275238993795","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52694716186898,"sku":"12591686481345715141","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52694716219666,"sku":"12568102105622874112","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52694716252434,"sku":"17515279619665205805","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":52694716285202,"sku":"26146282240174181308","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":52694716317970,"sku":"85161267799971670066","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52694716350738,"sku":"65120785704691630675","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":52694716383506,"sku":"25372124823898606156","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52694716416274,"sku":"20213987888413457727","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":52694716449042,"sku":"26878937023658179228","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/4403\/9186\/files\/7303160954138892818_2048.jpg?v=1789004962","url":"https:\/\/grampssays.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-but-did-you-die-t-shirt-sarcastic-graphic-tee-for-travelers-adventurers","provider":"Gramps Says","version":"1.0","type":"link"}